I've been going through a huge electro kick for the last week and a half, but I'm starting to get sick of it and am looking for something new. Does anyone have any bands or, more importantly, any music blogs to recommend to me so that I can have a massive influx of killer new tunes?
Many thanks!
Monday, January 15, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Why should you check out Crispin Glover? Well, really, you should.
David sent me an email last night saying that Crispin Glover's weirdo magnet, What Is It is playing in Salt Lake City. He wanted me to use my love of Glover's madness to justify checking out the movie. This is what I shall attempt to do.
First off, why Glover? I don't know. Why not? He's probably Hollywood's most genuine madman. We're not talking about Johnny Depp faux mysteriouso, nah. Glover does cool shit like collect old dentist chairs is is dating a Playboy model. The guy is obsessed with old books, spending a fair bit of time either collecting them or pulling a Burroughs and doing some cut-up work with them and re releasing them as new work. He also is a Volcano fanatic, spending his spare time recreating famous ones in his abode. See also, the name of his company.
Witness my shitty selling skills! In all honesty, I'd only recommend checking out What Is It if Glover's there in person. The reviews for the flick have been pretty much negative. Too weird, too avant guard, I guess. Anyhow, if Glover's there, you get the full meal deal. He usually screens his movie accompanied by a slide show of his picture books mixed with some of his music with a side order of Q&A.
So voila! Reasons to check out Crispin Glover
First off, why Glover? I don't know. Why not? He's probably Hollywood's most genuine madman. We're not talking about Johnny Depp faux mysteriouso, nah. Glover does cool shit like collect old dentist chairs is is dating a Playboy model. The guy is obsessed with old books, spending a fair bit of time either collecting them or pulling a Burroughs and doing some cut-up work with them and re releasing them as new work. He also is a Volcano fanatic, spending his spare time recreating famous ones in his abode. See also, the name of his company.
Witness my shitty selling skills! In all honesty, I'd only recommend checking out What Is It if Glover's there in person. The reviews for the flick have been pretty much negative. Too weird, too avant guard, I guess. Anyhow, if Glover's there, you get the full meal deal. He usually screens his movie accompanied by a slide show of his picture books mixed with some of his music with a side order of Q&A.
So voila! Reasons to check out Crispin Glover
Monday, January 08, 2007
Holy wii internet channel, Batman!
Future shock: I'm posting this from the wii. Nintendo's little console that could has proven to be a pretty amazing little box. Or an obese ipod on lots of drugs. Strange drugs. I came to the wii because of the virtual console. The ability to download Nintendo's library of games for less than a rental? Yeah, I'm sold. Truth be told, I've spent more money on the Virtual Console service than I've actually spent on games. Nintendo is no doubt laughing while bathing in trillion dollar notes.
I give Nintendo major props for doing one things right: making my mom play Wii bowling. They get extra bonus points for the fact that she enjoyed it. This is a major coup considering how many times she threatened to "destroy that godaweful machine". Nintendo has appeared on the side of angels for the first time in forever.
Lots of talk about wii sports and the new Zelda game being the game of the year. I call bullshit on that. The game of the year is easily the wii channel. Everyone that's seen it, or played with it, seems to be hypnotized by its uncanny abilities. Bring it to a party, I bet you that you'll spend a good hour making miis, and none of that time will feel wasted. It makes creativity a collaborative activity. This isn't a bad thing.
I give Nintendo major props for doing one things right: making my mom play Wii bowling. They get extra bonus points for the fact that she enjoyed it. This is a major coup considering how many times she threatened to "destroy that godaweful machine". Nintendo has appeared on the side of angels for the first time in forever.
Lots of talk about wii sports and the new Zelda game being the game of the year. I call bullshit on that. The game of the year is easily the wii channel. Everyone that's seen it, or played with it, seems to be hypnotized by its uncanny abilities. Bring it to a party, I bet you that you'll spend a good hour making miis, and none of that time will feel wasted. It makes creativity a collaborative activity. This isn't a bad thing.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Butter dogs
Lets talk about Japan, shall we? Everyone knows that in Japan, things are a tad more strange here, right? This is the country where you can buy panties from vending machines, where manga artists spend more time and effort into drawing ropes in a bondage comic than they do on a woman. They have cafes were chicks dressed up as maids will wait on unsocialable nerds for a fair price. Get the picture?
Want to know about the butter dogs? Listen. First, they get a chick who is willing to do anything, and I mean anything on camera for a couple of yen. Second, they lather her cunt in butter. That's right, creamy straight from the cow butter. It's lathered inside and around their cunt. Third: they let out the dog. The dog's hungry, smells the butter and begins to lick. Butter dogs.
In Japan, you can't see genitalia in hardcore porn. It's like that scene in the movie, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, where Chevey Chase takes off his pants when he's dreaming. Instead of privates, you saw blurry plaid. It's like that with Japanese porn, only less plaid. Get this: in Japan, butter dogs get awards for their performances, but you can't see what a woman's pussy looks like. How fucked is that?
Want to know about the butter dogs? Listen. First, they get a chick who is willing to do anything, and I mean anything on camera for a couple of yen. Second, they lather her cunt in butter. That's right, creamy straight from the cow butter. It's lathered inside and around their cunt. Third: they let out the dog. The dog's hungry, smells the butter and begins to lick. Butter dogs.
In Japan, you can't see genitalia in hardcore porn. It's like that scene in the movie, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, where Chevey Chase takes off his pants when he's dreaming. Instead of privates, you saw blurry plaid. It's like that with Japanese porn, only less plaid. Get this: in Japan, butter dogs get awards for their performances, but you can't see what a woman's pussy looks like. How fucked is that?
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